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Graters Shop

 «Apple and Carrot

Fritters»

3 minutes daily 

 Channel One Russia 2005-2006

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5 carrots, 4 fresh apples, 0,5 glass of a flour, 1-2 eggs, 1 table spoon of sugar, 0,5 glasses of cottage cheese, 1 table spoon of sunflower oil, 1 glass of sour cream or mayonnaise, salt.

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The SALAD

«THE CORPORATE

BREAKFAST»

3 minutes daily   Channel One Russia 2005-2006

9 oz Crab sticks, 3,5 oz of ham or sausage, 7 oz mayonnaise, 10,5 oz of fresh cabbage, 10,5 oz canned corn, 1 fresh carrots, three sweet peppers, 1,7 oz of greens

Two Sweet Peppers Red and Orange have decided to organize a breakfast. Head of cabbage is on the table and Peppers are Dancing around it and finally climb on top of that and sit down.

Yellow Pepper: - Well, it is all good but it is soon to be 8am and we still are short of ideas... (He takes a cabbage leaf and wraps around himself)

Red Pepper: - Hmm... Yeah... There must be something original ...  (He picks a cabbage leaf)

While they are talking Mayonnaise is passing by with a cart full of carrots.

Mayonnaise: - And one - and two ... and one - and two… ! Good morning to you all,  Sweet Peppers! And one - and two ... Uff! (pauses) I can see that you already have come up with a recipe idea!

        

Red Pepper: - We have no idea what to cook… Half head of cabbage is certainly not a salad!

Mayonnaise: - Have not you heard? Corporate breakfast!!! It is a trendy thing now!

Red Pepper: - Do we need special recipes?

Mayonnaise: - No, nothing! It is a simple and fun breakfast – but energy is for the entire day! Here are carrots… Well, I have to go… but I will be back… (Mayonnaise runs away)

Red Pepper: - Look, Yellow! All these carrots..!

Yellow Pepper: - Well, let’s start somewhere and we will play if by ear! I will start on cabbage!

Red Pepper: - What about those carrots?

CHORUS: - Chop-chop!  Precisely!!! (they leave in opposite directions)

 

 

Yellow pepper standing by the cabbage: - (he peels cabbage leaf by leaf) Wow... Stiff leaves... I will knead them

with some salt for juiciness!!! Ops... (cabbage is peeled leaf by leaf, chopped and kneaded with salt)

Red pepper standing by carrots: - Oh, my, so many carrots!!! What do I do, grater or chopper..? The Grater! Our corporate grater for corporate salad! Hey... Tsypa- tsypa  Where are you?  Here you are! The finest grade... Let’s start already! Well done! Come here... I will give you a bath.

(The grater has left, he has replaced her with a chopping knife, she wiped it all and left)

Mayonnaise has taken out canned corn, ham and crab sticks from a refrigerator: - A-ha… I can see you have been busy! Here is a second half of your salad, here you go!

Red pepper walks up to  Mayonnaise, Ok, I get it but I will not chop the corn! It is matter of principle for me…

 

Yellow pepper:  I love to cut crab sticks – they are like little rolls.! (Carriers crab sticks away and starts to cuts)

Mayonnaise: - You are left with ham and greens…

Red pepper: - I am not Parsley’s hairstylist – my choice is Ham. May I? (he grabs Ham and it is getting cut).

Mayonnaise: OK, I will start on sauces and spices – I am Mayonnaise, after all! (greens are chopped and mayo is added).

Pepper and mayonnaise face to the finished dishes with separate products.

Mayonnaise: - Good job, fellas! What dinnerware would you pick? We expect at least 10 people.

Red pepper: - You invited us to cook…

Yellow pepper: - We will come up with dinnerware ideas too!

(They get out segments of pepper, salad is going into one plate and is decorated with multi-coloured segments of pepper)

Red pepper: That is it.. Our corporate breakfast is ready! Join us! Ho-ho…

Yellow pepper: - Come on in friends! Ho-ho ...

«THE CORPORATE BREAKFAST»

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